you may think that whenever you smile in front of the screen of the phone you're all alone, but you wouldn't imagine the world on display. it's a universe of its own in there that can't be seen looking in, only from the other side.
A fruity-agent... secret fragent! Or a fruity spy... a fry! Or a fruity spook... a frook! ;) Use those titles and no one will know what the heck you are talking about making you appear totally daft but in fact being deep, deep, undercover!
I see you are a ninja spy! That sounds pretty kick-a! So with those bona-fides perhaps you could help me gather a team of ninja spies and assorted white-hat warriors to take out all these places that mistreat horses!
Welcome aboard here! There are a lot of great folks with a wide breadth of experience and best of all, they love to help! :)