30 Bananas a Day!

I have recently become OBSESSED with watermelon. Some days I eat about 90% of my calories from watermelon. I practically had all of Trader Joe's in an uproar with all of the watermelons in my cart.

"What are you gonna do with all those watermelons"? -Random customer

"I was planning on burring them but maybe I will just eat them". -me

People are funny.

Anyway, the problem with this is that I can hardly go through my normal daily routine without peeing every 10 minutes! I swear the water multiplies inside of my stomach. I have to plan my runs to include public restrooms. Does anyone else deal with this? I'm not sure what I will do when fall arrives and the watermelons disappear. Hopefully the bananas will be satisfactory.

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Comment by magicreative on July 11, 2015 at 4:48pm

Yep - Melon Island for me lately mostly too.  Gotta love taking a really good piss sometimes !  I keep hearing about all these health nuts that swear by drinking your own piss.  Hell - I've never tried it, but if I ever did, I'd start off with that crystal clear watermelon piss !

Comment by Nicolas HAGUET on July 11, 2015 at 4:21pm

2 solutions:

  1. wear a diaper
  2. run on a treadmill located in your bathroom

Even when I eat 10 kg (21 lbs I guess) of watermelon a day, I don't pee more than every hour.

Comment by Kate Creo on July 10, 2015 at 11:38pm

Hah, I have a map in my head where all public restrooms are marked and I make sure that I have some of themon my way with estimate timing between them.

Comment by Windlord on July 10, 2015 at 3:41pm

Resistance is futile!

LOL, "bury them" 

Comment by Michael Bruin on July 10, 2015 at 2:17pm

I do also have to pee often after eating a lot of watermelon.  


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