So as long as I've been raw (or partially so) I've heard of the elusive Durian aka "Jack Fruit" - to me it's been like the legendary Bigfoot, Nessie, or Jabberwocky.... I've seen it in pictures, heard about it's special powers, but yet I have NOT experienced it first-hand. I don't live in the tropics, and trying to find it on the East Coast is like well...trying to find a Sasquatch in a haystack. ...albeit a super-tiny Sas. ;P
I've even tried to find it for purchase online, and....NADA! - and you can buy ANYTHING online!! The closest I've got to the elusive Durian is some kind of Thai Durian hard candy via Google Shopping. Although I'm sure it's super-tasty, somehow I don't think it's going to give me superpowers like (maybe!) the real thing can.
So... can anyone out there who maybe doesn't live in Fiji or Sri Lanka tell me how can I find a few or two Durian...? And since my name is Jack - does that mean I can get a special discount based on a possible copyright infringement lawsuit that most certainly would be ruled in my favor?