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Cravings

Yesterday I had a thought

Sneak right up inside my mind

What is that really lovely smell?

Has my nose been reassigned?



It was coming from the staff canteen.

I could smell a bacon roll.

But I haven’t had a piggy

Since turning veggie saved my soul.



My mouth began to water

And my stomach gave a growl.

Were my raw days over?

Was I throwing in the towel?



But then my mind began to clear

And I know what I did wrong.

I didn’t eat… Continue

Added by treehugger on April 14, 2010 at 7:52am — 7 Comments

The Epiphany

I used to be a drinker

And hardly left the pub.

I downed loads of beer and wine

And loads of fatty grub.



So every single morning

I would always feel like crap.

The Mrs had to wake me

With cold water and a slap.



But then I did some reading

And had a change of heart,

I purchased some John Robbins

And Doug Graham played his part.



So now I’m still a drinker

Liquid fruit is all I take.

I drink more than ever

And feel amazing… Continue

Added by treehugger on April 4, 2010 at 7:05am — 5 Comments

The Combo Abombo

Earlier I ate a meal
Now food to me holds no appeal.
For my meal I had a date
With avocado on my plate.

My main concern since then is gas
Every minute out from my ass.
Because of my almighty bloat
I fear that soon my poo will float.

I think I know what they would say
At 30 bananas a day.
“To give yourself some normal stools
Follow combination rules!”

Added by treehugger on April 3, 2010 at 8:12am — 8 Comments

My Ode to Bananas.

When I saw you on the shelf,
I thought I’d buy you - for my health.
I have a place for you my hun
By the window - in the sun

You weren’t the ripest I had seen,
Sitting there a shade of green.
But as the green began to fade,
You turned a brighter, yellow shade.

Then as my hunger began to win,
I saw spots appearing - on your skin.
I really loved you for my lunch,
But thank the Lord I bought the bunch!

Added by treehugger on April 2, 2010 at 9:15am — 8 Comments

New job canteen fun!

...So I started a new job on tuesday (great outdoor work - can't wait for the summer!) and when the metaphorical lunchtime bell rings at 12 O'Clock the working masses all flood into the canteen. Yours truely walks in with his rucksack full to the brim with bananas looking forward to the fun that'll almost certainly be about to commence.

I tried not to smile as I sat down and pulled a bunch of spotty yellows out of the rucksack. As I pulled out the second bunch of peelable sweet sticks I… Continue

Added by treehugger on April 2, 2010 at 5:49am — 9 Comments

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