30 Bananas a Day!

You might be an 80-10-10'er if your kitchenware consists solely of a Vitamix, that cheap food processor from Target, a spiralizer, a giant wooden serving bowl, a ceramic knife, a fork, 2 quart sized mason jars, and a set of chopstix that you never could get the hang of.

You might be an 80-10-10'er if during a family potluck, your cousin reaches across the table and starts spooning himself some salad out of your salad bowl...because he thought it was the family's serving bowl. (True story, happened to my husband last Thanksgiving!)

If all your pajama pants are one size bigger than your regular pants because you look 5 months pregnant each night before bed...you might be an 80-10-10'er.

Keep 'em coming, folks! :-D

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Teehee; I'm glad that you enjoyed it. (: And SERIOUSLY. I just can't understand why my dog won't eat mangoes (although she'll usually eat bananas, and she LOVES grapes).

Try cantaloupe. My dog loves them, but then she loves pretty much anything that is fruity. Sometimes if I'm eating bananas she will even refuse a "normal" dog treat and beg for some of my fruit. I would be really sad if she didn't.

Oh, and
"Fruit is the answer to anything."
That just happens, does't it?!?
Organically speaking, everything can be solved with fruit!
Crap! That's funny!
<3

You are absolutely right! We DO need a secret code! haha

what about a banana bracelet? :)

HAHAHAHA these kill me! (: Especially the cheesy one at the end. (; OHHHHH! hahaha

+1

That last joke oh my goodness that was awesome.

I agree with all of them, and you are right. We do need to create a secret code.

If you break out spontaneous yoga and/stretching practices in random times and places... and are often caught by glances... You may have the energy and awareness of an 80-10-10er.

+1

Haha yes.

Or if you've broken/overheated a few blenders and food processors, or even the industrial strength ones.  

At first glance I read,

"If you've ever been broken hearted over a blender"

So I'll add that one. I remember being sadder about the loss of my Vitamix than the ex who took it when we broke up!

Overheating them will break your heart too! haha

I would be very heart broken yes 

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