You might be an 80-10-10'er if your kitchenware consists solely of a Vitamix, that cheap food processor from Target, a spiralizer, a giant wooden serving bowl, a ceramic knife, a fork, 2 quart sized mason jars, and a set of chopstix that you never could get the hang of.
You might be an 80-10-10'er if during a family potluck, your cousin reaches across the table and starts spooning himself some salad out of your salad bowl...because he thought it was the family's serving bowl. (True story, happened to my husband last Thanksgiving!)
If all your pajama pants are one size bigger than your regular pants because you look 5 months pregnant each night before bed...you might be an 80-10-10'er.
Keep 'em coming, folks! :-D
I love the, "So do you have a pet monkey?"
Yes, she says "you got all the overripe bananas.. you must be making banana bread!"
or when buying a lot a dates.. "you must be making cookies!"
Umm.. sorry, but I would be enormous if I made that much banana bread and cookies every week. lol!
you might be an 80/10/10 er if you pull out bananasa, mangos, oranges and avocados when you go out to bars with your running friends! we go out once a week after the second sole run and i always have a bag of fruit with me! and several of them have begun eating more fruit!
... if your lunch box is a big ol' duffel bag!
Ew ew ew the smell of pancakes makes the smell of eggs 10000 times worse, I think because it's milk and eggs, it makes me dry heave.
or you get "thought of you" posts about gourmet raw blogs on your FB wall and can't bare to tell them that actually you wouldn't eat that stuff.
If you poop in a bucket, know more fruit family member names than actual family members names, havent showered in a year, never clean your cutting board, have shed blood over durian spikes, can't stop yourself from thinking about where your getting your next fruits from, have mail ordered fruit online so you dont have to go in the cold during winter and think the health industry is out to kill you, but don't eat enough greens, you might not be an 811'er.
....Your mom says she is surprised you're not fat because you eat so many bananas!
...Your roommates tell you your room smells like the tropics because of all the fruit you keep in there.
...You tell your roommates you're going to bed and they say really? its not even nine!
...You can run faster, jump higher and lift more than you ever could have before!
....You wake up every day and go to bed every day with a huge smile on your face. Yep you're and 811er. :)
you might be an 80-10-10er if you..
have a sticky keyboard, squirted fruit juice in your eye on a bad day, realise the little blue dots all over your carpet were from a blueberry stuck to your foot.
eat before you go anywhere so you can say "oh no, I just ate, I'm so full, really" instead of "I don't eat —— I don't eat ——, no really, I love my diet, no it it IS healthy..sigh, no I don't miss meat" (etc)
if your garden consists of mostly of food scraps and free plants that grew from the food scraps..
haha my fingers are always sticky from eating mangos or something :P and yeah, when i get asked to go out to eat, i tend to eat a lot of fruit before i go also, so i don't have to explain why i try to avoid most of the stuff on the menu.
when someone says "help yourself to some organic fruit here" is like beautiful music.. until you realize you have to be polite and not shove the whole lot into your bag.
happened to me yesterday