30 Bananas a Day!

You might be an 80-10-10'er if your kitchenware consists solely of a Vitamix, that cheap food processor from Target, a spiralizer, a giant wooden serving bowl, a ceramic knife, a fork, 2 quart sized mason jars, and a set of chopstix that you never could get the hang of.

You might be an 80-10-10'er if during a family potluck, your cousin reaches across the table and starts spooning himself some salad out of your salad bowl...because he thought it was the family's serving bowl. (True story, happened to my husband last Thanksgiving!)

If all your pajama pants are one size bigger than your regular pants because you look 5 months pregnant each night before bed...you might be an 80-10-10'er.

Keep 'em coming, folks! :-D

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If you look at your expensive charm bracelet in disgust and think, f** it, you're getting sold for fruit.  

hahahah :D 

You might be an 80/10/10 ER if the produce manager actually believes you have a chimpanzee. You just scratch your armpits, shrug your shoulders and wheel out your bananas.

Ah and when they see you coming and go "hey, bananas" like it's your name.  

Hahaha! This has happened to me at work multiple times. And I'm thinking, "I dont know how you live so constipated!"

^ haha, totally!

haha, I misread that as "You push her cart over at the meat counter" I though you were stealing her bananas!

My parents had a chicken who loved me :)  

ahahha I love the last one! That's how it is with guys for me. I went to a buffet one time with my family(I ate before I went), there was a guy eating tons of fruit, and that's all. In my head I was like he must be 811, he has to be. And then he left I was like NOOOOOOO!! (in my head of course) hahaha

You go to sleep pregnant and wake up with a six pack

heard this so many times its ridiculous!

yeah, banana cake here

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