30 Bananas a Day!

You might be an 80-10-10'er if your kitchenware consists solely of a Vitamix, that cheap food processor from Target, a spiralizer, a giant wooden serving bowl, a ceramic knife, a fork, 2 quart sized mason jars, and a set of chopstix that you never could get the hang of.

You might be an 80-10-10'er if during a family potluck, your cousin reaches across the table and starts spooning himself some salad out of your salad bowl...because he thought it was the family's serving bowl. (True story, happened to my husband last Thanksgiving!)

If all your pajama pants are one size bigger than your regular pants because you look 5 months pregnant each night before bed...you might be an 80-10-10'er.

Keep 'em coming, folks! :-D

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"... if you're out in public by yourself & you are so happy anything makes you laugh! & people look at you like you're mad or something HAHA nope."

So true!

...if shopping trips double as workouts (carrying all those boxes of produce)

...if people tell you that you eat more than anyone they've ever met

...if you die a little inside when you see "healthy" smoothie bars/stands stocked with nothing but unripe bananas, syrups, and bovine secretions

...if after every workout you feel like you could still go on for hours more; boundless energy!

...if eating is a spiritual experience; you marvel at how perfect fruit tastes just as it is and how good it makes you feel

You might be an 80/10/10er if, When you have a couple crates of bananas in your shopping cart, turn from your cart to inspect the melon stand, only to turn back to your cart to discover someone going through your bananas. They though I was on my way to restock the banana display.
Haha, love this.

...when you go on a rampage because the only bananas you can find are smothered in plastic packaging! Isn't the skin enough!?

..if you no longer drink out of anything smaller than a quart-sized jar

..if regular dinner plates have become obsolete

...your compost bucket is a ten-gallon pail

..if you have become a master at carrying a case of bananas, four melons and three heads of lettuce home all on your bicycle

..if the alleyway has become your new route through town (so you can scope on everyone's gardens and fruit trees)

If the wholesaler was at your kids christening.

hahaha I LOL'ed

If your skin likes your body.

If all your local fruit flies throw a party in your honour? For the great Benefactor!

When you cant get into Australia with exotic fruits in your luggage.

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