30 Bananas a Day!

Okay I saw a thread like this over at rawfoodtalk and thought it would be fun to bring over here. I'll start

You know you're raw when

your oven was broken for possibly weeks but didnt realize it until your mother came to your visit
you have a giant cutting board over your stove because you never use the burners
you don't have to worry about look good in the morning
you can say your "shit don't stink" and not be lying!
you can go straight from a workout to dinner and not worry about smelling bad
you don't have to read the newest fad health article about wine being good for your heart or the amazing antioxidants in the ookalakkombah berries of djibouti
you only go to one part of the supermarket and are out of there in minutes
your grocer thinks you own 3 monkeys, a cow and several other barnyard animals
you bite your tongue and just smile and nod during any health discussion with a SAD eater
you barely remember what it is like to scrub a dish and own 0 brillo pads.


let's see what you guys can come up with!

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When you find out creative ways to prevent the juice from running all over your arm + clothes while eating:

When the pile of peelings is higher than your desk!

When you work out the cost of things in bananas not money.

when you move over the other side of the country to be where the good tropical fruit is!

You never get soar after an intense workout and can do it any time of the day.

When you feel like crying fruit is THAT tasty and beautiful.

When you feel ashamed about your old eating habits and not missing it at all.

The two about grocery shopping are so true! 

How about: You know you're a raw vegan when you see people looking at your cart with bug eyes.

When your grandma finds out you're sick and she offers to bring you oranges instead of chicken soup.
When you run into your teacher while going on a banana haul and she gives you a dirty look.
When instead of candy for Easter you get peaches or strawberries.
When your teachers refer to you as a walking fruit stand.
When you have to take books OUT of your backpack to fit your half watermelon.
When you make deals with your teachers to give them a little fruit if they let you eat in no food classes.
When you spend your hard earned babysitting money on cherries
When the school lunch lady has to get out another tub of strawberries for the rest of the lunch line because you emptied out the tub onto your lunch tray

The looks from the grocery store employees when you tell them you eat a case of bananas in a week.

When you get more excited about getting a new blender than getting a new mode of transportation.

When your whole living room smells like bananas.

When you don't have to use soap anymore because you just don't really smell.

When you can easily pass through the pastry section and be sickened at the thought of eating the processed junk food.

when you look at your watch and at 08:11 think: oh, 811, yes, this is my lifestyle ;)

this happens to me all the time! 

bought papayas the other day

cashier didn't know what they were

but then says, "oh, no wonder you are skinny---i was just reading that papayas and garlic are weight loss foods!"

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