30 Bananas a Day!

Okay I saw a thread like this over at rawfoodtalk and thought it would be fun to bring over here. I'll start

You know you're raw when

your oven was broken for possibly weeks but didnt realize it until your mother came to your visit
you have a giant cutting board over your stove because you never use the burners
you don't have to worry about look good in the morning
you can say your "shit don't stink" and not be lying!
you can go straight from a workout to dinner and not worry about smelling bad
you don't have to read the newest fad health article about wine being good for your heart or the amazing antioxidants in the ookalakkombah berries of djibouti
you only go to one part of the supermarket and are out of there in minutes
your grocer thinks you own 3 monkeys, a cow and several other barnyard animals
you bite your tongue and just smile and nod during any health discussion with a SAD eater
you barely remember what it is like to scrub a dish and own 0 brillo pads.

let's see what you guys can come up with!

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haha true.. what the hell is rejuvelac? lol
Just looked that one up.... ewww yuck!
HaHaHA!! Luckilly my grocer NOW knows WHY I buy so many bananas NOW. I love shopping at the local CoOp, where we all at least recognize each other, and might know a little about one another. But yeah, it was pretty funny at first, the looks I got with a full cart of discount bananas. Me with this look of utter excitement on my face because I just cleaned out the discount bin and have a cart full of half price OG fair trade bananas; and other shoppers and the poor young checker with looks of confusion and entertainment on their faces...
your eating more fruit than anyone in your state or country or hemisphere..lol!
When the only thing you and your husband have ever argued over in 8 years is who ate more than their fair share of the durian
Your friends see you sitting in front of someone else's Mc Donalds meal and can't help but laugh at the scene.

Your check out gal asks where is your case of bananas?
Story of my life man :b
*When you have various stages of ripening bananas on your counter
*When you have to come up with creative ways of keeping the fruit flies out, come summer-time
*When you start to become more in tune with nature (sleeping with the sun)
*When your hair needs to be cut every 3 weeks because its grown another couple of inches

When you break your Bananas into bite size pieces at work because you're tired of hearing every possible sexual comment imaginable.

i do that....every....single....day... lol

* when you can taste the subtle differneces of flavor among a batch of apples
* when you actually salivate over the thought of durian
* when you cant remember what a hamburger tastes like
* when you cant remember what it is like to have a 'break out'
* when people hug you, they always comment on how sweet you smell
*when people at the farmers market recognize you as a specific type of fruit-"hey, its the grape girl!"
*when some one in your family wants to try out your diet, you are equaly elated for them, and scared for yourself that they will eat all your fruit!



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