30 Bananas a Day!

Okay I saw a thread like this over at rawfoodtalk and thought it would be fun to bring over here. I'll start

You know you're raw when

your oven was broken for possibly weeks but didnt realize it until your mother came to your visit
you have a giant cutting board over your stove because you never use the burners
you don't have to worry about look good in the morning
you can say your "shit don't stink" and not be lying!
you can go straight from a workout to dinner and not worry about smelling bad
you don't have to read the newest fad health article about wine being good for your heart or the amazing antioxidants in the ookalakkombah berries of djibouti
you only go to one part of the supermarket and are out of there in minutes
your grocer thinks you own 3 monkeys, a cow and several other barnyard animals
you bite your tongue and just smile and nod during any health discussion with a SAD eater
you barely remember what it is like to scrub a dish and own 0 brillo pads.


let's see what you guys can come up with!

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LOL - awesome :)

When you stop fantasizing about sex and you want to make love to a PERFECTLY ripe cantaloupe : ) Happened to me last night! I was thanking the spirit of the cantaloupe out loud. Being in love with another human being was NEVER sooo satisfying. Or maybe it's just me ; )
Love you peeps and thank you for everything .

I've found that since becoming lfrv, I can't stop thinking about sex. lol!

You drink straight from the blender cause cups big enough don't exist. :P

you're the reason the guy that sells you bananas can afford to send his kid to college

All the ladies at your 7/Eleven calls you King Kong => because you buy there 30 bananas a day ^ ^

sick thread. great opening post.

you're the reason the guy that sells you bananas can afford to send his kid to college

good one m8

When you find out creative ways to prevent the juice from running all over your arm + clothes while eating:

When the pile of peelings is higher than your desk!

When you work out the cost of things in bananas not money.

when you move over the other side of the country to be where the good tropical fruit is!

You never get soar after an intense workout and can do it any time of the day.

When you feel like crying fruit is THAT tasty and beautiful.

When you feel ashamed about your old eating habits and not missing it at all.

The two about grocery shopping are so true! 

How about: You know you're a raw vegan when you see people looking at your cart with bug eyes.

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