30 Bananas a Day!

Okay I saw a thread like this over at rawfoodtalk and thought it would be fun to bring over here. I'll start

You know you're raw when

your oven was broken for possibly weeks but didnt realize it until your mother came to your visit
you have a giant cutting board over your stove because you never use the burners
you don't have to worry about look good in the morning
you can say your "shit don't stink" and not be lying!
you can go straight from a workout to dinner and not worry about smelling bad
you don't have to read the newest fad health article about wine being good for your heart or the amazing antioxidants in the ookalakkombah berries of djibouti
you only go to one part of the supermarket and are out of there in minutes
your grocer thinks you own 3 monkeys, a cow and several other barnyard animals
you bite your tongue and just smile and nod during any health discussion with a SAD eater
you barely remember what it is like to scrub a dish and own 0 brillo pads.


let's see what you guys can come up with!

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"When the one transition bit you're having
trouble with is the sleeping bit, cause you
cant seem to be able to stop reading 30bad."
 
This is so me right now!!! :)

Me to gracee :)

when the cashier at Traders Joes asks you twice a week what you are going to do with those boxes of bananas

I think I need to find a witty response saying "eat them is getting old for me. lol

your grocer thinks you own 3 monkeys, a cow and several other barnyard animals

 

I love this one!

Lately trees have been reminding me of lettuce...specially Kale and Red Leaf lettuce...

YES! Once when I made my dinner salad and my grandma came and saw my salad bowl, she asked "did you prepare salad for everyone...oh thankyou dear, how kind of you" only to see her :O face when i told her "sorry grandma, its all for me. its my dinner"   *smiles            LOL =P

Haha yes. When plates and bowels that used to seem huge are now too small.

Ok, I know this is an old thread but here's my contribution:
You know youre (811) raw when you are thinking about buying a pet goat to eat all your fruit peels & bits.

I stayed up way past my bedtime just to read each post...oh I love this thread!

SAME!! I'm sooo tired right now. I'm not gonna even tell you what time it is here cos im too ashamed.

... you pee in your compost bucket saving gallons upon gallons a month

you turn off your fridge and keep ripe fruit around

your compost pile is nearly unmanageable .. .

-when you've just come from your lunch period in school and the person sitting behind you in class says you smell like oranges

-when your best friend gets you a "Peta's Vegan College Cookbook" for christmas

-when you try to control your anger and stay calm when your fat teacher gives the whole class nutritional advice (and you just don't speak up because you know they just wouldn't believe bcos you're a student just like them and you're not the "all-knowing" "super-d-duper" smart teacher)...argh

-when people know you as that "crazy health nut"

 

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