I'm probably weird in this but, sometimes I imagine conversations. Today I was preparing to go buy 35 lbs of bananas. I had to buy them at two separate stores so I wouldn't take all of them. Anyways, here is what I imagined a conversation with a cashier being.
Cashier: I can't believe you bought 35 lbs of bananas! What do you do with them?
Me: I'm going to eat them.
Cashier: What about the 2 apples?
Me: Oh, those are for my chimpanzee.
Cashier: What do you do with all those bananas? (Several different replies.)
Me: I like to peel them and roll around in them in a kiddie pool. It's great for your skin.
Me: I usually throw them at cars, I might eat a few today.
Me: I rub the peels into my skin, it gives me that fresh jaundiced look.
Me: I am going to free the animals at the zoo.
My sarcasm can be endless but, I wouldn't actually say these things. I just have funny thoughts to myself. Does anyone else do this or have you bit your tongue on a funny reply?
Haha! Shh, you might start a new "drug" craze!
Ive acctually heard that banana skins is great for your skin........... llllllllol
Oh yeah, they actually are. Good for acne, warts, the garden, bites, rashes.
better rub some in my face then
//Me: I usually throw them at cars, I might eat a few today.//
hahaha that's the best :)
hahaha, I just found this post and I'm going banana shopping today.
$9 for 10 kilos at a grocery store in Sydney, Australia!
No sarcasm for me (although I lol'd at yours!) just pure bouncing around joy.