I'm probably weird in this but, sometimes I imagine conversations. Today I was preparing to go buy 35 lbs of bananas. I had to buy them at two separate stores so I wouldn't take all of them. Anyways, here is what I imagined a conversation with a cashier being.
Cashier: I can't believe you bought 35 lbs of bananas! What do you do with them?
Me: I'm going to eat them.
Cashier: What about the 2 apples?
Me: Oh, those are for my chimpanzee.
Cashier: What do you do with all those bananas? (Several different replies.)
Me: I like to peel them and roll around in them in a kiddie pool. It's great for your skin.
Me: I usually throw them at cars, I might eat a few today.
Me: I rub the peels into my skin, it gives me that fresh jaundiced look.
Me: I am going to free the animals at the zoo.
My sarcasm can be endless but, I wouldn't actually say these things. I just have funny thoughts to myself. Does anyone else do this or have you bit your tongue on a funny reply?
Q: So how about protein?
A: I steal mine from the government, or if they've run out, I order some on the internet.
Q: Are you baking banana pie?
A: No, I have this racing boat I'm building, it runs on fructose.
Q: Look at that pile of dates!
A: Yes, I love dating!
Q: 10 boxes of mangoes?!? Where's your shop?
A: Oh I run a co-op, you're welcome to join. I'm the only member so far.
Q: What on earth do you need all those grapes for?
A: Can't tell but it involves a bath, last week's laundry and a pair of tweezers.
Haha! I love the protein one and grape one best. Hilarious!
I had one about the twelve uses of cukes and 'nanas but this is a family-friendly forum...
:O The scandal. Thanks for the painful laughter! It's a good pain.
Yes thanks for the laughter Jack! You gotta use the grape one!
The army of the 12 monkeys has risen! :)
Hehe. Though, I could do this with the peels and just eat the bananas.
That was a brilliant one!! =D
I just have to say this to the right people here in Hollyweird and they will offer it as the new rejuvenation fad in all the spas... Oh, the hilarity!!!
Smoking banana peels is better than sniffing glue.
Haha! I actually saw that as a way to use banana peels on some forum. I'm not trying it.
Ah common! Everyone is doing it! Why do you think this site is called 30 bananas a day? Because that's how many peels it takes to get a good buzz! Just ask DR. He is a big time banana smoker ;)