Mom- "Oh my god! I'm so exhausted. I'm heading to the gym but I can't even get up. I'm gonna go to the doctor tomorrow."
Me- (me knowing about her new "diet") "How many calories are you eating?"
Me- (laughs) "You need to eat more food."
Mom- (Misheard and thought I said fruit) "I'm not eating any fruit!"
A Freudian slip of the hearing?