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I was just telling s/one here on 30 bad about my 2 saddlebags,that have gone missing from the sides of my hips and thighs,even if I was holding onto them for dear life for decades.

Good riddance I'd say.I don't care who is responsible for the 'theft'.

I definitely don't want them back.They were too bulky and unsightly for my liking anyway,should have gotten rid of them long ago and besides....

they were leather and NOT VEGAN.

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Oh my goodness! I can't stop laughing!

LOL Meadow Flower, 

Well I have not found the thief unless it was that alien invasion taken care of by Dr. Who.  

Is this the love handles we are looking for?  Do you have any interest in having them back, or should we let them board the mother ship?

Peace, PK

Pk.Did you not know that the aliens need lovehandles for training purposes ( aliens have a dastardly plan which involves for them to be able to masquerade as humans later,when they plan to take over the Earth) and I don't mean weight-lifting.

Only homo sapiens can be recognized by it's love handles,(weather used or not).No other species on earth has this intriguing feature,

but no more when the alien plan works out if it ever does.I suggest the following:

In the end our only salvation from alien take-over, would be perhaps for all to go love handleless.(Then we could recognize the aliens as THEY would then be the only ones wearing them).

That is what we are going towards(foiling the alien's plans) if this eating of fruit alone is going to get hold of as a permanent lifestyle for everybody.

This thread is just amazing haha. Good job on getting fit XD.

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