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I was just telling s/one here on 30 bad about my 2 saddlebags,that have gone missing from the sides of my hips and thighs,even if I was holding onto them for dear life for decades.

Good riddance I'd say.I don't care who is responsible for the 'theft'.

I definitely don't want them back.They were too bulky and unsightly for my liking anyway,should have gotten rid of them long ago and besides....

they were leather and NOT VEGAN.

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RAWWW, did you break up with your love handles?  

Laughing tears here.  This made my day.  

Peace, PK

Love this!

Yet another benefit of the mighty banana--saddlebag eraser :)

That is wonderful:) I look forward to my saddlebags being stolen... so if you see the thief, send him my way:)

An accomplice

Oh yes,the police says that he has indeed an accomplice,BANANA THIEF,but that one should not mistake them to be the same person.But they share the loot 50/50."Honor among thieves".

Once spotted,you cannot mistake him.You can always invite him by 'forgetting' ab your s/ bags (very conveniently).

I was just saying the other day that my cellulite seems to be slowly disappearing!! And I rarely work out lately hahaha broke my toe and even just walking is painful, so the running has been dropped.  Just do other things for now.  Life is good :)

Watch out Laura.In your incapacitated condition you're a prime TARGET for the s/bag cum love handle snatcher!Just a friendly warning.

The fruit monster was responsible for the 'theft'.

Peter,you are wellcome to call him anything you want.Serves him right.


Thank you for all the replies.I'm sorry that I'm late answering but I have been waiting for the police ID-kit report,compiled about the s/bag thief.I thought it would be nice for those who are looking forward to loose theirs.They can now be on the lookout for him.

The whole report is far too dry and long to post here,so I just incl all the JUICY RAW bits.

His real name (apparently) is TUTTI-FRUTTI,but nobody knows for sure as he also goes by and signs himself with several aliases.Mr. BANANA seems to be his favorite or Mr CUCUMBER (uses  it when he is feeling 'cool',which is most of the time).Mr AVOCADO comes in handy,when he takes the law into his own hands,like Robin Hood did,in this corrupt world of ours.He has numerous Merrymen/women as accomplices and they are all GREEN.(Some call them Vegan).He seems to invent more aliases with a drop of a FRUIT.

He does snatch peoples saddlebags at the moment,but following his Modus Operandi,the police psychiatrist predicts that he is going to eventually snatch love handles as well as he is bound to get his kicks "a bit higher up".

His physical characteristics are as follows:

His HEAD is MELON like, PINK-LADY-APPLE CHEEKS (esp when he's running),ORANGE flaming hair with a CARROT tinge,hands (some say)like LADYFINGERS,others say hands like HANDS of BANANAS (S-M-L-XL,depending on his SALT intake for the day),he wears a T-shirt with a picture of a 2pd LETTUCE printed on(a very HARTERY friendly image)

If anyone has any more info on him or his whereabouts,the police should be notified immediately.

Verdict:Should we let the MANGO free,if caught in the act,post your comments.

WINDLORD: The police description does not fit the BANANA thief,that you posted earlier.There's no evidence that BT is the guilty one.I have no legal experience (except my moon is in Libra) but I can say there are many eye witnesses to testify otherwise.

PK:There's an imminent alert for all love handle holders in this police report,everybody watch out.

Peter Csere:I thought that I was too young at66 to join the HD club,but thanks for invite.



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