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The strangest things about you. (read embarrassing facts that you can't believe you're admitting.)

So it has nothing todo with veganisim, but I'm giving this topic another go. Don't be shy, we all know you're weird.

 

:)

I once had a band for a very brief period in grade school called the "Glitter Gals" we wrote songs, preformed etc.

I pronounce ballet without a silent T.

I'm afraid of the dark.

I spent 2 years wearing sunglasses EVERYWHERE (I was one of those douche bags you see wearing them in the mall.) I like to think of that as my lady gaga phase ( although she had nothing todo with it).

I can't go to sleep without looking under my bed.

I went through a phase as a young teen where I wrote REALLY bad poetry & just god awful smut. I thought it was good at the time.

I've never eaten a twinkie.

I used to wear so much make-up it would take an hour to apply it all.

I went through a phase in my teens where I wore tops so low cut you could pretty much see my nipples. I also wore mini skirts that should have been illegal. I pretty much dressed like a whore for a few years:)

I've owned a pink pleather jacket & a velvet pink track suit.

I've worn heels a baseball cap and a mini skirt, oh god!

I tend to stare at peoples asses to much. What can I say I like a good butt!

I like porn. alot.

I own & practice ( can't believe I'm actually admitting this one) carmen electra's striptease work out.

 

okay your turn.

 

I felt I had to add more cause everyone else was admitting so much!

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I wrote one in but then thought it might be offensive so deleted it.  So there it is... my most embarassing facts still untold...

Whenever I play embarrassing scenes from the day in my head, I involuntarily start reciting the ABCs.

My mattresses now lie directly on the floor, so I no longer have to worry about monsters under my bed grabbing my ankles when I get up to pee.

I used to have to ask/recite certain questions/phrases to my mom after she tucked me into bed. Some of the ones I remember are: "Am I the right color to be sick?", "What's for breakfast?", and "Are my closet doors closed?".

As a kid, one of my favorite snacks was a banana chopped up in milk with sugar on top.

As a kid, I used to leave clothes on my floor to walk on, because if I walked directly on the carpet, the bugs would get me. 

I sing in my car, but not in the shower.

I once wrote a song about a boy I was infatuated with. It was actually pretty good for a 13-year-old.

At age 14, I weighed 220 pounds and ran a 16-minute mile.

My biggest fears include hating somebody, and having a daughter.

I pierced my own ears in four places.

Sometimes my brothers and I have burping contests. I've been known to win several times.

At age 5, I got a concussion while riding a bicycle. With a helmet on. Not only that, but when my friend's dad, who was a nurse, came over and asked me if I'd had a concussion, I said that I hadn't, because I had no idea what a concussion was. 

Also at age 5, I broke my collarbone because my little brother was jumping on me in the church nursery. I thought it was fun.

At age 8, I got eight stitches in the bottom of my foot after jumping on a garden sprinkler.

I used to go through periods where I didn't brush my teeth for several days.

My friend and I used to have sleepovers and stay up reading a little booklet about menstruation.

When I was quite young, I started writing a book about sleepovers. It was pretty good.

My husband and I talk for our dogs. Each dog has their own voice and personality.

Mr. Grumbles the Shih Tzu talks like Bill Clinton, raps, and thinks he's a pitbull. When you ask him something he always says "Jwhat?"

Einstien the Yorkie/Pom has a really high pitched voice and always tries to act like a tough guy but he fails because he's just too sweet and can't come up with any comebacks. He sounds nervous a lot. He sings too.

Wilma the pitbull is a southern belle. She doesn't sing at all but every time she chews on something she says she's "making gumbo" "oohhh mom, I'm making leaf gumbo"


We also write songs for each other and make up dances, also we make up different hugs and ways to hold hands. Also, if one of us wants to buy/do something we'll put on a presentation to the other and try to "pitch" the idea.


I have to sleep with a fan on

I always try to open the front door even when I know it's locked

I LOVE watching QVC no matter what they're selling

My celebrity crush is Bill Clinton.

I sleep 1/2 way sitting up with one foot on the bed and my legs crossed ankle to knee. I don't start out that way but always end up there.

I need ALL my own bedding except the first sheet on the bed. I have my own sheet, blankets and pillows. I can not share.
I LOVE counting my 3 too... And I'm glad my strange little world can brighten someones day :)
I have a thing about groups of three too! And I can't sleep with clothes on (except when forced) and must always no matter what have about half of me outside the covers. Also a committed bedding hog like Amanda.

I love being barefoot but am not the biggest fan of sandals.

 

I used to turn on the TV just to watch infomercials.

 

Because of watching said infomercials until the wee hours of the morning, I know about five seconds' worth of nearly every classic rock, slow jam baby-making, and Jesus worship song.

 

I collect two-dollar bills; I don't believe they'll ever be worth any more than two dollars each, but I refuse to spend them.

 

Whenever I ate candy, I'd eat one pair at a time from each color in order of the rainbow, then the leftover singles in the same order.  My Lucky Charms marshmallow consumption was even more intricate.

 

I used to believe I could communicate with ducks and cats.  By used to, I mean still do.

 

Every time I leave or enter my house, I have to check the mailbox, even if I checked two minutes before.  When I look on Sundays, I say in a British accent, "No post on Sundays!"  Without fail.

 

In high school, I developed a fear that a ne'er-do-well leprechaun lived under my bed.  I immediately developed the rule that he couldn't harm me so long as I got at least one foot on my bed within ten seconds of turning off my light.

 

I love the buttery taste of my loogies.

 

I get turned on by mangos, mushrooms, frozen bananas, and spinach.  Also by the smell of avocados.

 

I'm still awaiting my delayed invitation to Hogwarts.  I'm 22.  XD

lol...no post on sundays! :D

 

don't worry one day that owl will come

LOL'ing at your entire post, because you sound like we need to be friends...best friends....Ok, infomercials, I knew every infomercial out there when I was little...word for word!!! Hahaha at "No post on Sundays!" And same with Lucky Charms...all the marshmallows left at the end!!!! Sweeeet and sugary!!
The ducks and cats thing = story of my life. My brother is a geese specialist, though. I swear it's scary how close it gets when he imitates/speaks to them.

OH MY GOD I MEOW TO SONGS TOO! and every day I meow to my bf. It's just part of my language. hahaha.

 

Just thought of another one:

I used to think that the dinosaurs came AFTER Jesus. I even asked this question in religion class when I was in a catholic HIGH SCHOOL. I got made fun of the rest of the year.

I also recently learned that pickles are CUCUMBERS!!! I thought pickles were their own thing.

What's embarrassing for me is how embarrassed I used to be about just being myself.  I spent way too many years with anxiety for feeling "different."  Some of my quirkiness:

 

*I have 2 different colored eyes (one green/one blue)

*I love to cook Indian dishes but never want to eat them anymore

*I have lived in 4 states in the last 2 years and plan on moving again in the next few months

*I'd rather spend time with animals or just by myself than with other people

*I truly believe that my fiancee and I are reincarnated Egyptians from the 4th dynasty

*I was raised a vegetarian by hippie turned yuppie parents in the upper middle class suburbs of a ghetto city

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