30 Bananas a Day!

This was inspired by Kelin's thread, "What's the most annoying thing anyone has said to you about your diet?."

I will start.

Comment: "Come on, live a LITTLE."
Retort: "No thank you, I rather live A LOT."

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LOL! :)

Comment: I could never do a restrictive diet.

Retort: Nah,  you couldn't. But I can because I'm special!

People say they can't do a restrictive diet? Need to be like 'alright, take a little ball of chocolate, wrap it up in crap, leave it out to dry, deep fry it, would you eat that?' and then they're like 'of course not!' and then you're like 'well you know how you have to cook that meat to kill the potential e. coli in it, well that e. coli and friends are only in it because crap is in it, you ARE eating crap. LITERALLY. How's that burger taste now?'

Sorry I don't know what a line is. I also have trouble counting. My apologies if I broke the rule.

Here's a couple  shorter ones: "I could never do a diet that's as unrestrictive as a garbage truck" 
"Yes well you make a fine mobile trash compactor"

Good one Bogi!:)




How do you get your protein?  This is particularly annoying to me because most animals that are consumed are vegetarians and they become huge without eating meat.  By eating me the protein is a acquired secondhand.  I prefer to get my protein first hand!

Q- Where do you get your protein...?

A- Same Place a Gorilla gets theirs..!!! 

Yes but they eat mostly greens, we should eat mostly fruit.

Sh!!!! Quiet Erwan. No-one needs to know that ;)

Erwan, Could you explain this a bit further? Are you saying they get more protein per kilogram of leaves?  I thought it was that they simply eat massive amounts of fruit and vegetation so they get a massive dose of protein anyway. What I do know is that they have more efficient fermentation for conversion of vegetation to energy. Which doesn't matter if we or they have large access to fruit, anyway.

Comment: " Your too skinny"

Retort: "I'm 170lbs(@ 5'7)"

Comment: Where do you get protein?

Answer: *motion to boyfriend* I swallow.

Recently, someone offered me a jar of mayonaise and I replied,

"No thanks, I'm watching my health....."



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