The world is already on to us. Apparently, eating lots of fruit and some veggies, getting loads of sleep and good sunshine, keeping yourself hydrated and having tons of energy somehow equals a cult. Yep, I said it (note my sarcasm here). We've even made it into a religious cult forum online (see link below). Just to clarify, if this IS a cult, then I am SURE GLAD I joined! I can already feel the difference in my mind and body, and even though I was in a car accident not long ago and have to do loads of therapy/chiropractic treatment for it due to all the pain and muscle soreness, I am STILL getting compliments on how I look.
Seriously, the other day, a nurse told me that I looked so much better, that I was glowing and just looked so much healthier, and she wanted to know my secrets! (Granted, I've been vegan for years, but just recently kicked up higher my % of raw fruits and veggies. Also, I've ditched the caffeine, tried to get at least 10 hours of sleep per night on average, and just am generally more happier and a lot more calmer). So if this IS a cult, guess it's a cult of awesome life-saving(ness).
Seriously, they state "if you are going to start a cult, FOOD CONTROL is a first step." LOL!! Because eating things that are GOOD for you in ABUNDANCE so you receive a PLETHORA of vitamins and minerals is dangerous!! Watch out for those too-healthy 30 Badders! Hahahaha
beware of the cult of health! you must protect yourself through living a miserable life of trying to fit in with the status quo and eating fattening slob! bananas are the weapons of mass destruction everyone! eeeek!
i like that pretty much everything they are saying is wrong
LOL hahaha so great! I can clearly this image hahaa.
Hmm, good point.
Its gatta be a joke right? Maybe everyone looking at the site is getting "Rick Rossed", like an absurd take on getting "rick rolled"?
This is what I have to say about 30bad: "I'm never gonna give you up...Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and ... desert you!!"
30 bananas: ..."I'm gonna dessert you..."