The world is already on to us. Apparently, eating lots of fruit and some veggies, getting loads of sleep and good sunshine, keeping yourself hydrated and having tons of energy somehow equals a cult. Yep, I said it (note my sarcasm here). We've even made it into a religious cult forum online (see link below). Just to clarify, if this IS a cult, then I am SURE GLAD I joined! I can already feel the difference in my mind and body, and even though I was in a car accident not long ago and have to do loads of therapy/chiropractic treatment for it due to all the pain and muscle soreness, I am STILL getting compliments on how I look.
Seriously, the other day, a nurse told me that I looked so much better, that I was glowing and just looked so much healthier, and she wanted to know my secrets! (Granted, I've been vegan for years, but just recently kicked up higher my % of raw fruits and veggies. Also, I've ditched the caffeine, tried to get at least 10 hours of sleep per night on average, and just am generally more happier and a lot more calmer). So if this IS a cult, guess it's a cult of awesome life-saving(ness).
You are speaking my words Fruitbat22.
Hmm. I think I need some more personal attention from the cult leaders. I am still thinking independently. I am still taking in contradictory information (like the rickross website) and making my own conclusions. Maybe I am not getting enough calories? If I ate more sweet fruit, would I become the robot the cult leaders want me to be?
Cult? I thought it was something else..... you know...... an internet forum! I can't believe I've been decieved like this. I admit I was taken in. In the 10 months since my indoctrination, I've put on healthy weight for the first time in my life, have healed my bad skin, have more energy than I've ever had, and am generally enjoying life more than I thought possible. Obviously these benefits are being granted to me to assure compliance in future. As the Banana God bestows his gifts, so he takes them away!
Now that I think about it, I can't quite remember when I last had contact with my friends or family, and since I donated my life savings to the Banana Church, I'm not sure if I could survive in the outside world. I feel truly lost...
Aside from that though, everythings peachy ;-D
Haters gonna hate.
People are ridiculous.
This cult is awesome! All hail Banana!
i think of us more as CultKillers
Hahaha awesome. Well said!