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Rather it is a must read for banana lovers. Check out the comments from other banana lovers (and haters) for the nifty and handy Banana Slicer on sale at amazon. Good laughs.

 

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Those reviews were hilarious!  Another funny product is the Banana Guard - I actually own one.

Me too!

Now if they only give a special discount for 30 of them...

HAHAHA!^

I KNOW!!

By          SW3K    on March 3, 2011

  For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana.  "Use a knife!" they say.  Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives.  "Shoot it with a gun!"  Background check...HELLO!  I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands.  99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed.  No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world.  I think I'll call it South Side Story.
Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.
That was the funniest thing I read in a while. omg. This is countless hours of fun. Thank you for helping me procrastinate my university study in a fun way. hahaha

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