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This is my first rant so if I misbehave it is not intentional. And I'm assuming that the rant can be sarcastic. This would be a fun video for someone else to make...

So, here we go my rant on mindful eating…

I have nothing better to do

I have nothing else going on my life so yes, I will say positive affirmations whilst I eat my raw salad.

Offending friends

At dinner with others -- "I can't talk to you right now even though you brought me to this fab vegan restaurant for my birthday because I need to be a mindful eater, so would you mind shutting the f up, while I meditate on how GDF'ing thankful I am!"

Lying to friends

"Can I smudge you and your food before you come into my home. We need to eat a loving environment, and I think your food may be in a bad mood. No, not you! Just your food!"

Not talented enough

I can't count the number of chews and meditate. I suck.

I have a real life with real issues

My husband lost his job, my kids are sick, a friend needs help. I guess I can't eat right now because I have a lot on my mind.

Dancing to show thanks for my food

I placed all of my food on the floor and danced on it to show how much I love it. It tasted kind of weird. I don't understand why.

I can't eat today because...

I could not find the foods that my animal totems eat.

How do I really feel? Yes, I need to give thanks for my food every meal. I try to remember to bless it. When I am eating real fruit and veggies I'm all about the pleasure. It tastes SO GOOD!

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