It's the weekend fruitmunchers! anyone got any vegan jokes??!!
my wife asked me if i'd seen our new vegan neighbour
I replied that
I'd not seen herbivore!!
Spot on - just can't help sharing the love
An old favorite from Pulp Fiction:
A family of tomatoes is walking down the street but the baby tomato keeps lagging behind, looking in shop windows and the like. Eventually the grandpa tomato gets fed up with this, goes to the baby tomato, steps on him, and says, "KETCHUP!"
Old, old, old girlfriend. That joke was around when I was a school more years ago than I care to remember. But seriously thanks for putting it out there; it's good to see that not too much as changed amongst our lot - we still can enjoy innocent humour
Kill me brother. Love it.
I made it just in time!
Meat-eater: Did you hear about the new study saying vegans are more likely to go blind? I guess it's because you don't get the proper nutrition.
Vegan: Nah, it's just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.
what do you mean no-ones here??
vegan to the shops to buy some tofu!!!