30 Bananas a Day!

My friend Figgie shared this with me for my LOL of the week :D

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII

 

Scroll down to the almost 2,500 (!) reviews and let the fun begin!

 

Just one example:

Once I figured out I had to peel the banana before using - it works much better.
Ordering one for my nephew who's in the air force in California. He's been using an old slinky to slice his banana's. He should really enjoy this product!

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This is so freaking hilarious :)

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As you may or may not know, I have 27 trained monkeys I use to do my evil bidding. Well, the younger monkeys teeth have not fully developed and so slicing a banana to feed them is a necessary chore. The adult monkeys used to have to chew up bananas and feed their young but not anymore with the Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer. The adults are going bananas over this time saving easy product. No longer so they have to taste and chew the deliciousness banana without eating it teasing them like a teenage prom date.

Now, they can eat and enjoy while i feed the young by slicing the bananas into small pieces that's easy for them to digest, This product is aces in my book and if you have 27 trained monkeys that will help you take over the land of OZ, i highly recommenced this product. This product is more useful than a barrel of monkeys

oh my goodness, so amazing! lol :)

There's a 30bad member who made a fortune posting these reviews!  Just amazing!

for real, I'd do it!

lolololololololololololollll

Fantastique! :D

This is so funny, I love it. It has really brightened up my work day.

Thanks for sharing :)

Apparently John Belushi reincarnate likes it too:

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This review is from: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (Kitchen)

I study the Japanese sword art of Iaido which before this product was the only way to achieve perfect slices on those pesky bananas. But it also led to me getting yelled at should I have a late night banana craving. My wife's upstairs in bed and I'm dragging out the cutting stand and screaming my head off as I cut the banana into perfectly bite size slices with a katana. Then along comes the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer! No more getting my expensive katanas all sticky with banana goo. No more risk of a bad cut bending my blade. No more angry wife running diwnstairs and throwing bananas at me. And now I only have to give one battle cry as I slice my banana into perfectly uniform slices perfect for late night snacking. Not quite as satisfying as a katana but it keeps me out of trouble. Thanks Hutzler!

lol, these are great, it really does sound like a banana lover wrote these! :D

On second thought, why waste money on this silly thing?

 

With all these lolcats we harbor around here, it's about time they started earning their keep!

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