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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Movie = MEAT EATERS HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS!!!

Has anyone seen this filth? Only one way to describe it...have you ever seen those ridiculous meat or dairy advertisements where they say their meet comes from "Happy Cows", or that "Foster Farms Chickens are Happy and Healthy Chickens"...etc? They sell all these animal products where they show the pig smiling on the package...as though any animal would ever be like "YES KILL ME BRUTALLY SO YOU CAN EAT MY FLESH! I CAN'T WAIT!"

So this dumb movie takes it a step farther. The premise is simple...a boy makes a machine where you pour water into the top, and out come walking and talking fruits and vegetables. Here is where the movie completely goes off the rails. The plants have look and sound like ANIMALS. So the watermelons all are like elephants..the celery ride around like horses, etc.

Doesn't sound so bad yet huh? WELL ALSO OUT OF THE MACHINE COME DEAD ANIMALS...BECAUSE THE MACHINE IS A "FOOD MACHINE"...AND THE "MEAT PRODUCTS" THAT COME OUT  OF THE MACHINE ACT LIKE ANIMALS TOO! 

Yes you heard that right....so a COOKED TURKEY comes out of the machine...and it fights with the other food ON THE SIDE OF THE GUY WHO MAKES THIS STUPID FOOD MACHINE! Out of the machine also comes "a giant beef taco"...that loves people. So instead of the movie having a COW or a CHICKEN....YOU KNOW LIKE... REAL LIVING ANIMALS...IT HAS A GIANT TACO THAT ACTS LIKE A BULL AND A COOKED TURKEY THAT ACTS LIKE A HAPPY LIVING TURKEY!!!!

Meat eaters are so backwards in their thinking...that that they TRY SO HARD to disassociate "MEAT" with the ANIMALS that are killed to get it. WE'RE NOT EATING COW, WE'RE EATING BEEF! WE'RE NOT EATING PIG, WE'RE EATING BACON! This stupid movie takes it a step farther... A FOOD MACHINE SPITS OUT COOKED and KILLED TURKEYS...that COME BACK TO LIFE, and this machine is supposed to be some wondrous invention! IF YOU LOVE ANIMALS SO MUCH HOW ABOUT WE JUST DON'T KILL THE TURKEY IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND INSTEAD OF A HIDEOUS DEAD AND COOKED TURKEY FIGHTING AGAINST THE BAD GUYS...WE CAN HAVE A LIVING AND NORMAL TURKEY LIVING ITS LIFE...AND YOU KNOW.... BEING ALIVE!!!!

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HAHA, oh god, painful. 'All of our happy happy food groups!'

your use of the phrase "full retard" seems insensitive...

Edited..thank  you for pointing that out...

Lol omg!! Haven't seen it, won't see it, thanks to this description. My sister and niece enjoyed it.. Which was enough for me to stay away.
And p.s. your use of full retard seemed completely appropriate. *so many facepalms at this movie*

OMG! I'd heard of this movie but had no idea what it was about. Their thinking is obviously so seriously off that the makers probably don't even realise how ridiculous this is. Most viewers obviously don't see the problem. It's truly sad and tragic.

It was a funny movie, but you are right in pointing out the hypocrisy. 

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