Slowly it rises from the bed
And scratches its balding virile head
Majestically it swaggers across the floor
And opens up the bedroom door
Gracefully it thunders down the stairs
That urban jungle better be aware
Far too regal to touch the streets
A four by four saves its feet
At the killing ground it arrives
Without hesitation it leaps inside
All the prey are hopelessly cursed
Damned and doomed since their day of birth
Some go to pieces as it draws near
Others are completely frozen by fear
With unparalleled skill it is spoilt for choice
Its countless victims make no noise
But comes the greatest challenge yet
The terror of the checkout desk-
A TERRIBLE WOUND!
To the wallet,
That bleeds endless money
But it’s okay,
Because it’s supported by endless subsidies
And off, the hunter steals away
To enjoy the prize hard won that day
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Comment by Richie Fruitbat on May 25, 2012 at 6:56pm Don't belittle the modern day hunter! It takes great skill and physical prowess to stalk and take down a bag of frozen chicken nuggets!
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