WTF. 5 Years ago, we had a banana tree in my back yard, which got ran over by a giant truck and then shredded by a lawnmower. This year a new baby one has started to grow, and I was excited at the prospect of bananas grown in my own back yard.
My parents decided to get someone to mow the lawn today. The man mowed the lawn.
Ran into my banana tree.
Causing my banana tree to fall to the ground,
And then the guy (I swear to cover up for his mistake or something)
RAN OVER MY PRECIOUS BANANA TREE.