Eating raw poo{sarcasm}

hey fellows

I’d like to share with you my latest discovery – raw poo! yes I know it sounds a bit crazy but wait and see.

Why we should all eat raw poo[veggie beasts of course]:
1. it is raw! the body temp. is around 37 C therefore it is raw and healthy.
2. animals do it in nature and we are animals, therefore it is a natural behavior
3. it contains tons of important minerals and vitamins including B-12!!
4. it contains pre-digested weed by the animal’s viscus which makes it easier for us[humans] to digest.
5. In modern society it is a taboo, but in true nature poo is very appealing to humans and chimps[beasts' poo isn't stinky at all, of course not the industrial grains-fed beasts]
6. it is a way to express our emotions and needs.

The poo should be eaten as is or as a smoothie.
Of course you can make a RAW recipe using poo

raw poo cookies:

Ingred.:
1 cup raw beast poo soaked for 4-6 days
1 cup of ground brown/black sesame
1 cup flax seeds
1/2 cup melon
1/2 cup cocoa
1/4 cup hazelnuts
4 tsp coconut chips
2 tsp agave nectar
1 small onion
pinch of garlic
pinch of vanilla

blend everything in food proccessor[add the ingreds. in the order given above], make balls using your hands and then press to make them flat. Put in the dehydrator for 6-10 hours depending on the texture you would like to get. Eat and have fun!

Some people[ raw foodists and others] claim that poo is toxic and should not be eaten, but history disproves those false claims.

Have a poo-poo day ^_^

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Comment by MaRaw DoberVegan on July 18, 2012 at 12:45am: I would say to not add all these reasons why to eat it. It really does not look like a joke at all.. Please delete this or make it funny! :)

Comment by Rock on December 1, 2010 at 6:56pm: Yes, I did see the heavy sarcasm warning, that sets your tone, many did not follow....
If you were serious, I'd say this would be appropriate somewhere in GITMR.

I do have the book, "the Water of Life", and know dozens of people (in the local raw food group) who seem to have used that therapy successfully, though I cannot imagine it would ever be for me.

2 of them have discussed the "poo" thing, claiming or heavily implying participation. Even if done without harm, I'd have to ask WHY? There are so many other therapies available to try, and I think it is established that for nearly every incurable ailment, there are a half dozen successful treatments, all vastly differing from each other, many sound as foreign and absurd as eating poo or drinking urine, but would not stretch the personal boundaries as much.
Even Pica (eating dirt) has hundreds of studies, virtually all find at least no harm when followed with tradition, and personally know people who privately have had lifelong cravings for dirt. Also not for me, and they are not talking "doggie dirt".

Comment by Dezi on December 1, 2010 at 10:19am: lmao

Comment by Orr on December 1, 2010 at 5:29am: hi simon
i'm sorry for the misunderstanding. maybe I had to make it clear it's a joke. you do have good points in your comment. thanks!!

Comment by Simon on December 1, 2010 at 5:29am: Nice addition of the word sarcasm to the post but I am still not sure if I believe you, for all I know, you do eat it.

I'm sure David Wolfe would try it too, probably to complement his ground deer horns.

Comment by Simon on December 1, 2010 at 5:16am: Let's start by taking into account that when your body/or another creatures body takes in a poison, or something which is damaging to the mammals' health, the creatures' body would dispose of these toxins in the feces as seen when one may engage in a detox, this method of removing noxious substances is common in all mammals'.

Now let's return to the previous subject, where for some unknown reason, you were convincing us to eat it.

So you are trying to claim the "feces" to be healthy, taking into account that it is a waste product of another animal, if it is not good enough for them, why should it be good enough for us? A very high percentage of the digestible nutrients will have already been sucked out. I also don't think it could digest well ether, especially not when dehydrated, causing it to suck water from your system in digestion, could you imagine all of the foreign chemicals within it, which were produced by the animal which previously consumed it, fresh cow manure also cannot automatically be used as compost because of all the acids, the manure has to be left for half of a year to rot.

And finally, Do you think it would taste nice? I don't. You also went on to claim that it looked visually appealing.

Fresh, organic Cow dung my friend, are you salivating? If so, then maybe... just maybe... this toxic substance is for you, however I am far closer to projectile vomiting.

Turning manure into compost & even humanure are considerable options (I'll provide the humanure handbook ebook free of charge to anyone who would like it.

But this is not food... Simple

Comment by sarahjo on December 1, 2010 at 5:14am: your sarcasm is not very well conveyed. This just actually makes you look like you eat s***.

Comment by Orr on December 1, 2010 at 5:03am: it is a criticism of the raw food hollywood style. sarcasm. a joke.

Have a fruity day of course ;)

Comment by sarahjo on December 1, 2010 at 4:27am: thats f***ing disgusting

Comment by M ♦ on November 30, 2010 at 10:12pm: are you serious? I really don't think poo eating is a part of the 811 lifestyle...not to mention the agave nectar, cocoa, onions and garlic not being 811 food items. This is disgusting..