I’d like to share with you my latest discovery – raw poo! yes I know it sounds a bit crazy but wait and see.
Why we should all eat raw poo[veggie beasts of course]:
1. it is raw! the body temp. is around 37 C therefore it is raw and healthy.
2. animals do it in nature and we are animals, therefore it is a natural behavior
3. it contains tons of important minerals and vitamins including B-12!!
4. it contains pre-digested weed by the animal’s viscus which makes it easier for us[humans] to digest.
5. In modern society it is a taboo, but in true nature poo is very appealing to humans and chimps[beasts' poo isn't stinky at all, of course not the industrial grains-fed beasts]
6. it is a way to express our emotions and needs.
The poo should be eaten as is or as a smoothie.
Of course you can make a RAW recipe using poo
raw poo cookies:
1 cup raw beast poo soaked for 4-6 days
1 cup of ground brown/black sesame
1 cup flax seeds
1/2 cup melon
1/2 cup cocoa
1/4 cup hazelnuts
4 tsp coconut chips
2 tsp agave nectar
1 small onion
pinch of garlic
pinch of vanilla
blend everything in food proccessor[add the ingreds. in the order given above], make balls using your hands and then press to make them flat. Put in the dehydrator for 6-10 hours depending on the texture you would like to get. Eat and have fun!
Some people[ raw foodists and others] claim that poo is toxic and should not be eaten, but history disproves those false claims.
Have a poo-poo day ^_^