30 Bananas a Day!

I'm sitting in the kitchen eating one banana after another. Mother stares.

Mother: You're turning into a monkey!
Me: Thank you! :D


A few days later, at my grandma's house. I'm on the couch eating nanas. Mother enters room.

Mother: How many have you had so far?
Me: This one is the thirteenth!
Mother: *looks worried*


Days after that, Mother and Sister want to buy a cake at a bakery. We start walking there.

Me: Oh, on the way back home we can stop at a market so I can get more bananas!
Sister: Don't you already have enough bananas?
Me: No...


I've turned into a chimp hahaha. :) I think my acne has cleared a little too.


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Comment by Derek on September 7, 2010 at 3:54am
I love adding some soaked dates to my banana smoothie... tomorrow I'm going to have 3 boxes of nanas on the go, 80lbs a week for me :P
Comment by Windlord on August 17, 2010 at 9:54am
Woohoo! self-assurance and results, to boot! Congrats, Quill :)

Comment by Matthew de Haast on August 17, 2010 at 3:57am
Haha sounds exactly like my house. It goes like this

After chopping down 1.5kgs of bananas

MOM: You cant live on bananas along you know that
ME: Sure I can, Just watch me!

And then I go on to explain that I wont just live off bananas once mango season comes :P

lol

I love the way of the monkey. Much simpler in my opinion. I just get home and chomp bananas. No thought is required, No preparation, NOTHING. Just all natural wholesome nanas
Comment by enjoYOURun on August 17, 2010 at 1:41am
my family/ friends are exactly the same but have gotten used to it... I've gotten to the point where i crave bananas after a day or two of not having them, haha I may spend a lil too much time on banana island but i love em
Comment by Jet Sung on August 16, 2010 at 6:47pm
Nah not a chimp, you have turned into a truly natural human being!
Comment by Ryan Betker on August 16, 2010 at 11:13am
sweet! Nice story and confidence with fruit

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