I'm sitting in the kitchen eating one banana after another. Mother stares.
Mother: You're turning into a monkey!
Me: Thank you! :D
A few days later, at my grandma's house. I'm on the couch eating nanas. Mother enters room.
Mother: How many have you had so far?
Me: This one is the thirteenth!
Mother: *looks worried*
Days after that, Mother and Sister want to buy a cake at a bakery. We start walking there.
Me: Oh, on the way back home we can stop at a market so I can get more bananas!
Sister: Don't you already have enough bananas?
I've turned into a chimp hahaha. :) I think my acne has cleared a little too.