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At work today one of our customers came in to my lab and almost killed me with his breath. I was so close to saying something but I couldn't because he was a very important person. It was like i was going to pass out! lol, I was overwhelmed with the putrid rotting carcass that was trapped in between his teeth... I was reading similar posts here some time ago about how some of you guys were extra…