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...So I started a new job on tuesday (great outdoor work - can't wait for the summer!) and when the metaphorical lunchtime bell rings at 12 O'Clock the working masses all flood into the canteen. Yours truely walks in with his rucksack full to the brim with bananas looking forward to the fun that'll almost certainly be about to commence. I tried not to smile as I sat down and pulled a bunch of spo…