Chipmunks! Bears! Racoons! Every morning when I wake there are woodland creatures staring at me through my bedroom window! They are trying to TAKE my glorious fruit! That psycho deer drooling on my window sill, the crazed monkey who is smart enough to ring the doorbell! I have nightmares about fruit bats invading and getting stuck in my hair!!!!
I can't stand this anymore. When a lifestyle puts you in greater danger than the SAD does, what's the point? I fear that they will come straight into my bedroom and eat me while I sleep! That's it....I am headed to market to buy iceceam, cheese, eggs, and Twizzlers. Kudos to you brave vegan warriors that can go the distance; I am throwing in the towel and ordering pizza for lunch.
Cheers!
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Permalink Reply by MKWildCherry on April 2, 2012 at 6:19am And don't even get me started on the vine swinging!
Permalink Reply by Rudy on April 2, 2012 at 6:47am "...the crazed monkey who is smart enough to ring the doorbell." That made me chuckle. :)
Permalink Reply by MKWildCherry on April 2, 2012 at 12:29pm he he he he April Fool's! Yeah, the monkey and I are close like that. :D:D:D:D
Permalink Reply by pradtf on April 2, 2012 at 12:41pm interesting outlook.
i do not see though how you arrived at the conclusion that these creatures would eat you since your observations indicate that they are trying to "TAKE my glorious fruit".
in friendship,
prad
Permalink Reply by MKWildCherry on April 2, 2012 at 12:47pm Prad,
You bring a very valid point to the table here. I will confer with my council and get back with you.....haha ;);)
Permalink Reply by pradtf on April 2, 2012 at 12:58pm well thank you mary for giving this matter the consideration it deserves.
i felt it was the least i could do for your thread given the circumstances of the day.
in fiendship,
prad
Adorable forrest creatures CANNOT be trusted.
To quote Ghandi, "sometimes the only way to resolve a conflict is to order pizza."
I understand your plight.
Permalink Reply by Jon Fergus on April 2, 2012 at 1:10pm
Permalink Reply by MKWildCherry on April 2, 2012 at 1:34pm You guys are crackin' me up! Ahhh, thanks for making a night stuck doing term papers an enjoyable one! :D:D
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