hahaha, my dad argue with a toilette:D...
So is this "What's the most annoying thing anyone has said to you about your diet?" topic and all of the responses going to be published as a book some day or what?
Im 42 and work in a junk yard with a bunch of macho a%$clowns so I get this crap all the time. The comments are usually how I must gay ("fruity"), and that its going to affect my manhood. If I'm in a bad mood I usually say something to the affect of "F*&k you very much for your unsolicited opinion, go f*&k yourself and mind your own business." Or if I'm in a good mood I just explain that I have untreated OCD and can only eat one type of fruit at at time.
Why don't you show them this video:
This absolutely cracked me up, Slacker. Best reply in the discussion.
I wouldnt normally be so rude but trying to reason with an group of people who believe that Armenian is a "race" as in the "Armenian race is superior" to white people, (a direct quote), is literally impossible.
It is funny though I watch him suck down corn dogs, chicken skewers, and giant carnitas burritos off the taco truck everyday and then walk around miserable chewing on antacids all day. He goes through an industrial size bottle of Tums every week.
At least none of your food ever had an anus or a penis and testicles...
Ask them if they think gorillas, rhinos and elephants are gay.
Say to them that the high amount of fat in their diet restricts blood flow to the penis which causes weaker erections.
The soy animals are fed contains phytoestrogen which makes them and anyone who eats them become more biologically female.
If I ever used a word like "phytoestrogen" on Capt. Caveman he would think I made it up.
I've just started reminding him that because of things like fruit, vegetables, and water I never get sick and I have never taken a sick day in over 2 years while he and his armenian buddies are usually out an average of 2-3 days every month.
yeah our food never had a parents:D...
totally off topic but I LOVE FOAMY!!! :D
hahaha.... yeah I did make jokes as well, but still you must be carb up, coz they dont want to hear your jokes, coz they want you to "wake up":D
I had someone at work "call me out" in front of everyone and yell at me, claiming that I'm lacking nutrients and food groups because I don't eat according to the food pyramid. She told me I should be going to a Nutritionist to get my diet evaluated because apparently they know everything and are never wrong. I was mortified and I really contemplated punching her in the face right there. There was no point in me arguing with her because she clearly was not going to even give me the opportunity to explain my lifestyle, but it was so incredibly frustrating!