"You are going to have an orange baby!"
I eat oranges by the case. Jessica Simpson eats buttered poptarts, so, maybe her baby will be buttered and jam-filled?
Bahahaha! This cracked me up so much :D!!
"Aren't you going to lose weight on that diet? Are you trying to lose weight?"
"Isn't that too much sugar?
"That's way too many bananas in one day."
"That could never work for me. I need protein in my diet."
"That could never work for me. I need fat in my diet."
"That's only good for fasting."
"You're too skinny for that diet."
Francesca: I'd be like, "Well that Big Mac is full of fat, are you trying to get fat???"
While buying a HUGE shopping cart full of just bananas the cashier came up to me with a shocked look on his face and said, "What are you doing???" "Is this a joke or something?" and he started looking around as if he might be being video taped and then he actually started putting the bananas that I had put on the counter for him to scan back in my cart and said, "Put all these back where you got them."
When I finally convinced him that it wasn't a joke and that I actually did want to buy a shopping cart full of bananas all he kept saying was, "You'll never eat them all in time." and as I was leaving he said, "I'm telling you, you're going to go home and eat 5 or 6 bananas and be sick of bananas and wish that you had listened to me."
LOL. It's times like that when a "30 Bananas A Day" business card would come in handy.
Next time make sure you go to the same cashier...
You listen to him! 5-6 bananas and you'll never want another banana in your life.
30BaD business card is a great idea :).
hahahahaha!! omg! that is the best one I have ever heard!! :)
make us a favor!
After you're done eating all those bananas.
GO TO THE SAME CASHIER!!
more stories please!! hehe
This isn't by any means the most annoying thing someone's said, but last night I was talking to my girlfriend's SAD momma about veganism and she basically tried to end the conversation with '*sigh* I do like my bits and pieces (meaning eggs, bacon)' to which I replied '..WHOSE bits and pieces?'.
yup. the woman that sits opposite me who's probably about 20st (280lbs) was concerned I'd get enough protein...