Planet Earth is a free range farm for people-eating aliens.
Ever wonder why we are alone in the universe?
our planet is in a remote section of the galaxy where pests cannot interfere with the crop of humans being bred for consumption.
They originally tried farming us near their homes but like all imprisoned animals we turned out sick and depressed and subsequently tasted real unpleasant.
Granting us the illusion of freedom and independence results in a heartier and more robust crop.
They are coming to harvest soon as our planet has reached its grazing capacity.
The secret is to eat vegan.
It makes us taste terrible to them.
LOL...wait that is a joke right?!?
indeed fellow borg!
though i think mr spock would be appreciative of your gesture too.
We actually taste better to them when eating fruit.
Due to unknown events they failed to harvest us and we are way past peak capacity.
as a result we have strayed from the equator where overpopulation led to land ownership and human enslavement.
The eskimoes dont like what they eat. they just want to live free.
I actually think we vegans are first in line when the aliens come visit the planet. Our bodies are in peak state, everything is in balance, we are generally non-breeders, we are connected to the planet in a profoundly deep way and our aura's are different to our meat eating friends... so we better watch our back! LOL. Everything is just energy.... and our vegan energy and enlightened minds would be very intriguing to the aliens we so casually speak of. hahahaha.
The harvest is ongoing - do you know what REALLY happened at Roswell, New Mexico in the late 1940's? Do you have 'missing days'? Do you sleep with your garden door unlocked?
There was a pandemic in Andromeda in the 50's which decimated their numbers, that is why they haven't been harvesting enough of us to keep our numbers down.