30 Bananas a Day!

Ok give me your best ones!

 

Here's some to get started:

 

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A: Boo-berries

-----

Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!

-----

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well

-----

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Bean

Bean who?

Bean a while since I last saw ya!

-----


Q: Why did the people dance to the vegetable band?
A: Because it had a good beet

-----

Q: What did the Mama melon say to the baby melons boyfriend?
A: You Cant-Eloupe

-----

Q: Why were the apple and the orange all alone?

A: Because the banana split

-----

Q: What school subject is the fruitiest?
A: History – because it is full of dates

-----

Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Quit stalking me!

-----

Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

-----

Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
He couldn’t concentrate!

Views: 11963

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

lol

hey janne! these are great! here's a thread you may find appropriate:

30bahahas a day

feel free to add yours there anytime if you wish to!

 

in friendship,

prad

Ok will do!
I LOVE THESE JOKES! THANK YOU!!
mangover ahahaha
A guy has celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose.
He goes to the doctor and asks him what's wrong.
The doctor tells him, "Well, for one thing, you're not eating right."
LOL
I sympatize with the man at the orange juice factory btw

hahaha .. they're really cute!!! :D Thank's Janne!!

 

What do two bananas do when they meet each other?
-A banana shake!

awesome jokes

cool now i gotta new knock knock joke yay

thx

here's one:

Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up. (ketchup)

haha pulp fiction ^^

RSS

30BaD Search

Latest Activity

maksciks posted a status
2 hours ago
Profile Iconmaksciks, Frank Matthews and ksxdcxdcdfv joined 30 Bananas a Day!
2 hours ago
Frank Matthews posted a status
2 hours ago
ksxdcxdcdfv posted a status
2 hours ago
Angela posted a discussion
8 hours ago
OrganicMark posted a status
"Vegan Food Sales Up By 1,500% in Past Year #organic #fruits #vegetables #health #weightloss #longevity http://bit.ly/2fgBs5u"
10 hours ago
OrganicMark posted a status
""Fake News" Hysteria Is #PizzaGate Damage Control! #evolution #awakening #peace #truth #love #light #now http://bit.ly/2hcKfq9"
18 hours ago
askzpazz is now a member of 30 Bananas a Day!
yesterday
DURIANRIDER replied to Lance's discussion Can I eat high carb and moderate fat at the same time?
yesterday
DURIANRIDER replied to Koby Alexander Byerly's discussion WTF is 1000cals worth of rice?
yesterday
ednshell replied to Benas Benediktas's discussion What does it mean to go High carb in China?
yesterday
Buddah Dylan posted videos
yesterday
Manual Pedal posted a video

Catskill Mountains Climbing

In the video I take you on one of my favorite places her in New York, The Catskill Mountains. It's a special place with so much energy from the history, the ...
yesterday
Ben Trovato posted a video

Loren Cordain - Worst Of The Food Industry

The Paleo Diet author Loren Cordain featured on the infamous Worst Of The Food Industry series. Topics include nutritional deficiencies in vegetarians and vegans and the correlation between saturated fat and cardiovascular disease risk
yesterday
OrganicMark posted a status
"Impending Announcement of Ruins from Futuristic Civilization Found in Antarctica #peace #truth #love #light #now http://bit.ly/2hl22vS"
yesterday
Nana replied to Nana's discussion What is really going on with dry mouth?
yesterday

© 2016   Created by TheBananaGirl.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service