30 Bananas a Day!

Ok give me your best ones!

 

Here's some to get started:

 

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A: Boo-berries

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Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!

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Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Bean

Bean who?

Bean a while since I last saw ya!

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Q: Why did the people dance to the vegetable band?
A: Because it had a good beet

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Q: What did the Mama melon say to the baby melons boyfriend?
A: You Cant-Eloupe

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Q: Why were the apple and the orange all alone?

A: Because the banana split

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Q: What school subject is the fruitiest?
A: History – because it is full of dates

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Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Quit stalking me!

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Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
He couldn’t concentrate!

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lol

hey janne! these are great! here's a thread you may find appropriate:

30bahahas a day

feel free to add yours there anytime if you wish to!

 

in friendship,

prad

Ok will do!
I LOVE THESE JOKES! THANK YOU!!
mangover ahahaha
A guy has celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose.
He goes to the doctor and asks him what's wrong.
The doctor tells him, "Well, for one thing, you're not eating right."
LOL
I sympatize with the man at the orange juice factory btw

hahaha .. they're really cute!!! :D Thank's Janne!!

 

What do two bananas do when they meet each other?
-A banana shake!

awesome jokes

cool now i gotta new knock knock joke yay

thx

here's one:

Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up. (ketchup)

haha pulp fiction ^^

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