Ok give me your best ones!
Here's some to get started:
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Q: Why did the people dance to the vegetable band?
A: Because it had a good beet
Q: What did the Mama melon say to the baby melons boyfriend?
A: You Cant-Eloupe
Q: Why were the apple and the orange all alone?
A: Because the banana split
Q: What school subject is the fruitiest?
A: History – because it is full of dates
Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Quit stalking me!
Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
He couldn’t concentrate!
hey janne! these are great! here's a thread you may find appropriate:
feel free to add yours there anytime if you wish to!
I often make fruity remarks like "I'm so grapefruit" (instead of grateful) and I used to say I had a 'mangover from eating too much fruit lol (obviously there is no such thing as too much fruit ;-P)
hahaha .. they're really cute!!! :D Thank's Janne!!
What do two bananas do when they meet each other?
-A banana shake!
cool now i gotta new knock knock joke yay
Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up. (ketchup)
haha pulp fiction ^^