"Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it."
~ Mark 11:13-14
Eff that, I just picked the best fig ever off a tree today. I guess that makes me an the anti-christ.