"I have bad news for you Tom. I was speaking to a nurse the other day and she told me that it's DANGEROUS to eat more than 4 bananas a day."
It's so difficult not to get angry when people say things like this to you. I just replied that is was absolute ignorant crap and asked what a nurse would know about health anyway considering all they do is treat the sick (apologies to any lfrv nurses who obviously know a lot about health).
It was a friend of my Mom who told me this and she is still down stairs talking to my Mom.
My response immediately after I post this is to go into town and buy 2 massive shopping bags full of bananas and unload them right in front of her! How do you like them apples!!...er bananas...