30 Bananas a Day!

Hey guys.... just wanted to say thanks for all the support here, but I'm following my intuition and going back to eating moderate amounts of meat and dairy. I've also resumed my practice of smoking the herbal mother goddess, marijuana.

I've come to realize that vegan diets are NOT sustainable, for SO many reasons, not the least of which is the fact that we need cholesterol from animal products to prevent becoming a puddle on the ground. I read about it in a book.

Also, vegans are dogmatic. And I mean, ENOUGH with all the lovey compassion BS: every time you breathe you kill dust mites! Anyway, just wanted to say farewell and "thanks but no thanks!"

-Ben

P.S I know I have a tattoo that says "vegan" but I'm getting it changed to "iloveganja". Please don't judge.

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Loser

Of course it's April Fools (no offense)

hahaha! He's joking right?

a corpse! ;)

I totally fell for it for a minute! :) April Fools! I totally didn't realize the day. I'm going to call my dad and tell him I'm pregnant. :) (I do it every year: lol!) he never really believes me, but he always feels like he has to ask if I'm kidding. :)

careful, Mary.  Self-affirmations have a way of manifesting :)

I read in a book about ghosts, aliens and big foot, so I know they're true too!

EXACTLY! 

ha ha ha very funny!

Come ooon :D hihi, good that it is allowed to joke like this today :D

I totally fell for this *facepalm*

It's the best april's fool day joke ever!!

yea yea april fools, good one!!! :)

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