Lets hear EM!
Thanks to James Testerman and myself thus far we have..
Theres no clean way to eat a date
I brought home a box of dates today, and my room mate says, "i didn't know i was living with the ice king"
So i had a bunch of dates today, and now before bedtime all i have is a sticky hand
so i ate 30 dates and didn't even get one hand job
30 dates later, im still single
I ate my first date of the evening, and to my dismay there was a hard nut in the middle.
I ate my date today then i ate some nuts, all i have now is a pain in my gut
my dates skin was kinda flakey, I ate it anyway
so i brang my date home and she got all upset once she noticed how many dates i had that week
i had 30 dates today, and they all came from a box
you'll never guess how much i paid for these dates
one mans date is another mans dinner
I'm all dried up, like a date!
i told my date i was in love, but to my dismay my date was a stone inside :'(
2000 calls and 30 dates later i still didn't lose any of my precious bodily fluids :)
In my date this morning I found a dead bug.. (O_O)
I cant stand eating straight dates, They are always bi or full lesbo it seems..