I DO! lol govegangogreen.blogspot.com
I like to remind people that they are fat or soon will be once they get an injury and can't jack up on caffeine and overtrain like they do now.
I like to ask them for their most recent blood tests or race result that wasnt drug assisted.
lol Nice ;)
Some times you gotta have a good hearty laugh at these people, jokes on them like serious laughter. Once i was confronted by a would be harasser, I LOL'ed so f--king Loud and hard and it was geniunue laughter not forced,you should have seen the confused look on his face, looked embarrassed and stupid.
I also try repeating slowly what they said in sarcastic intonations as if I never knew if they didn't get it then they do know as some people are beyond reasoning.
also I have found asking people instead of interrupting or being defensive or trying to prove a point instead its more fun stress reliving and entertaining to be very
to be as patronizingly in-"sincere" as possible and actually "listen" to what they have to say as most people are all attitude and are not nearly as articulate or educated as they think, I often ask them to 'tell me more' or explain how it works in detail , and then ask follow up questions with specific recommendations to follow they usually shut up cause they know they are talking sh-t and are being trolled
me eating a bunch of bananas
Meat eater: are you Really going to eat THAT many bananas
Me: (looks up) Yes
Meat eater: don't you know that's bad for you , its too much are you a vegetrain or sumthin?
Me: I am Vegan actually
meat eater: blah blah blah you do know you need protein right, you will get sick if you don't eat protien?
meat eater: yes you need protein you are going to lack protein in your diet and die
Me: says slowly I wont get protein, WOW, so original 10 years, being veg I never thought of that...How stupid of me, you are really right
Me: Tell me more about what happens,
meat eater: blah blah blah protien needed for muscle blah blah blah loose weight blah blah balah die
me: (stares at fat belly) wow you seem to know allot about muscle d what foods should I eat and how much do i need how much should I eat i don't want to die
meat eater: blah blah
me: Oh really is that so, that's really So...interesting
(finished bananas, walks away)
This is awesome!
"I love you, and I assure you that I will miss you and cry at your funeral."
Strangely, most people reply to this with "Thanks!" It sinks in later!