30 Bananas a Day!

My favorite is; I've tried your diet, have you tried mine?

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I DO! lol govegangogreen.blogspot.com  

I like to remind people that they are fat or soon will be once they get an injury and can't jack up on caffeine and overtrain like they do now.

I like to ask them for their most recent blood tests or race result that wasnt drug assisted.

lol Nice ;)

Word. 

Some times  you gotta have a good hearty laugh at these people, jokes on them like serious laughter. Once i was confronted by a would be harasser, I LOL'ed so f--king Loud and hard and it was geniunue laughter  not forced,you  should have seen the confused look on his face, looked embarrassed and stupid. 
I also try repeating slowly what they said in sarcastic intonations as if I never knew if they didn't get it then they do know as some people are beyond reasoning.




also I have found asking people instead of interrupting or being defensive or trying to prove a point  instead its more fun  stress reliving and entertaining to be very
to be as patronizingly in-"sincere" as possible and actually "listen" to what they have to say as most people are all attitude and are not nearly as articulate or educated as they think,   I often ask them to 'tell me more' or explain how it works in detail , and then ask follow up questions with specific recommendations to follow  they usually shut up cause they know they are talking sh-t and are being trolled


me eating a bunch of bananas
Meat eater: are you Really going to eat THAT many bananas

Me: (looks up) Yes

Meat eater: don't you know that's bad for you , its too much are you a vegetrain or sumthin?

Me:
I am Vegan actually 
 
meat eater: blah blah blah  you do know you need protein right,   you will get sick if you don't  eat protien?

Me: oREALY?

meat eater: yes you need protein you are going to lack protein in your diet and die  

Me: says slowly   I wont get protein, WOW, so original 10 years, being veg I never thought of that...How stupid of me, you are really right 

 Me: Tell me more  about what happens,

meat eater: blah blah blah protien needed for muscle blah blah blah  loose weight blah blah balah die

me:  (stares at fat belly) wow you seem to know allot about muscle d what foods should I eat and how much do i need how much should I eat i don't want to die

meat eater: blah blah
me: Oh  really is that so, that's really So...interesting
(finished bananas, walks away)  

This is awesome!

:D

+1 :)

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